That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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