No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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