i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
