So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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