i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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