youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
