she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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