Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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