he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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