First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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