tell your sister to shave her snatch
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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