She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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