More tranny stories later!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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