What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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