Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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