I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Randomize
