i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I wish I only lived at night.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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