Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
