after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
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I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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