She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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