Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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