Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
