Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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