yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Randomize
