whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I didn't shave. On purpose
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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