Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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