lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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