Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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