she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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