I love black thongs
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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