So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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