I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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