Pappa wants mamma naked
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
