after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
