Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
These tits shall not be calmed
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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