The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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