I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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