who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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