Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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