i just google imaged poop.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
