is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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