Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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