I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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