We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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