So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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