Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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