I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
