i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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