i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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