Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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